I’m using search engines all the time, mainly the big G of course and I know search engines are not perfect when it comes to displaying the correct site for the query provided by the user but some things leave me wondering. Some things also surprise me. And some things scare me, they creep the fuck out of me, to say the least. These are things that G can’t do anything about. These are the things that are the result of some really weird people out there in the Intertubes.
Here are some examples of the most fucked up keywords that got people stranded here. I wonder if they were disappointed or not?
We’ll start easy:
–> yeah. i’m all for that.
–> what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
–> why be specific when there is, like, you know… stuff?
–> tons.
–> a little bit.
–> hardly.
–> i’m sure there are some.
–> probably a lot.
–> somehow i think it’s no mistake that the “in” is missing.
–> i don’t even have a german… wait, what?
–> ok, I don’t really get it, the log is full of this.
–> because having your own opinion is never a good idea?
–> tip: listen to some stuff, the music you like is not the music you don’t like.
–> that’s wrong on so many levels, i don’t even know where to start.
I guess some of these highly disturbing keyword combinations are because of some extensive swearing and quoting of family guy. so yeah, there probably are some negative effects :D
Btw. I’m also pretty happy about some positive keywords that I’m sure actually helped people, but they would have been too boring to share! But now it’s your turn to check the logfile and publish your worst of!